You didn’t read that wrong. Everyone know what Little Green Army Men are. They are a staple of childhood toys. Like most things I enjoy, my brain grabbed ahold of the concept, twisted it around and spit something else back out.
And from that we get a bunch of glow in the dark (well luminescent) grey aliens doing a bunch of poses ranging from weird to iconic. The first batch has twelve different poses. Starting in the back and moving counterclockwise to the middle, they are:
- Flamenco Dancer
- Standing
- Victory
- Metal
- Booty Dance
- Lounging
- Full Lotus
- Action Hero
- Air Guitar
- Vanna Pose
- Double Bird
- Body Builder
I still haven’t set them up for sales yet, but you can rest assured that these bad boys will be everywhere I open my carpet bag shortly.