When I was first talking to the Grey Aliens that were modelling for me, one of the things they were really concerned about is the stiff way they are portrayed in the media. They almost refused to approve the first piece in the Army of Little Grey Men collection (Grey Standing) because of it. You will find a great portion of this series is specifically designed to counteract that false portrayal.
For instance; if you ever see a grey at a live music show, one thing you will for sure not see is them sitting there just staring. Nope. They will always be standing, DIO Devil Horns in the air and/or pumping their fist and head banging. It is just who they are.
The fourth release in the “Army of Little Grey Men” is “Metal Grey” and that is exactly what he is doing.
Just like the rest of the series, this model is available as a downloadable stl file, or as a ready to display model 3d printed in Luminescent green with eyes painted black for highlight.
Here is an article I found on the internet about a great example of how Greys really act.
From Outer Space to Out of Control: The Downfall of a Grey Alien Icon
In a story that seems ripped straight from the tabloids—but is, in fact, shockingly real—one of the most recognized Grey Aliens on Earth has found himself embroiled in a scandal of intergalactic proportions. Known to his human fans simply as “Zyx,” this extraterrestrial visitor, who recently captured headlines for his bizarre transformation into a self-styled sex symbol, has now made headlines for all the wrong reasons.
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What was supposed to be a brief cultural exchange at a heavy metal music festival spiraled into a wild, chaotic descent that has left fans and followers stunned. From outrageous behavior on stage to an embarrassing arrest in a hotel room filled with drugs and scandalous company, Zyx’s latest adventure raises serious questions about the pressures of fame—even for those from another world.
Metal Mayhem: Zyx Goes Wild
Zyx’s appearance at the Hellfire Metal Fest was supposed to be a low-key affair—a chance for the Grey Alien to experience human culture at its most primal and uninhibited. Known for his curiosity and his recent venture into Earth’s pop culture scene, Zyx arrived at the festival like an extraterrestrial rock star, complete with a small entourage of human handlers and a bespoke leather jacket that, according to sources, was custom-made to accommodate his unique physiology.
But from the moment he stepped foot onto the festival grounds, it was clear that Zyx was in over his head. The blaring music, the surging crowds, and the relentless energy of the metal scene seemed to have an intoxicating effect on the alien. Witnesses describe seeing Zyx initially standing still, eyes wide, absorbing the scene around him with what looked like curiosity, but as the night wore on, that curiosity morphed into something far less innocent.
By the time the headlining act, “Infernal Tempest,” took the stage, Zyx had fully embraced the festival’s hedonistic spirit. In what can only be described as a complete break from his usual stoic demeanor, Zyx reportedly climbed onto the stage during the performance, seizing a microphone and attempting to mimic the guttural growls of the lead singer. Festival-goers were initially amused, but amusement quickly turned to disbelief as Zyx’s antics grew more erratic. At one point, he tried to stage dive—an act that ended in a painful thud as the crowd, shocked, failed to catch him.
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A Descent into Chaos
After the debacle at the festival, Zyx and his entourage retreated to a nearby hotel. But rather than calling it a night, Zyx was apparently just getting started. According to sources, the alien’s hotel room soon became the epicenter of a wild, drug-fueled party that spiraled out of control. Multiple eyewitnesses reported seeing a parade of partygoers—including a group of women whose profession was unmistakably evident—entering the room throughout the night.
What happened inside that hotel room remains a subject of much speculation, but the aftermath was clear. In the early hours of the morning, local police responded to noise complaints and reports of strange, glowing lights emanating from Zyx’s room. What they found shocked even the most seasoned officers. The room was in total disarray—furniture overturned, alien and human bodily fluids staining the walls, and a variety of illegal substances strewn across every surface.
Zyx was discovered in a particularly compromising position, draped over a hotel chair, eyes wide and unfocused. Despite the chaos around him, Zyx maintained his innocence, reportedly repeating a phrase that had to be translated by one of his handlers: “These are not my drugs.” But it was too late. The damage was done, and the iconic Grey Alien was handcuffed—or at least restrained as best as humanly possible—and led out of the hotel under a barrage of flashing cameras.
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Damage Control or a Spiraling Star?
In the days following his arrest, Zyx’s representatives have worked overtime to manage the fallout. Press releases have emphasized that the alien’s behavior was a result of “an unfortunate misunderstanding of human cultural practices” and that Zyx was simply trying to “immerse himself in Earth’s diverse social activities.” They have repeatedly insisted that the drugs found in the room were “planted by unknown parties” and that Zyx “does not and has never used any illegal substances.”
However, the damage to Zyx’s once-sterling reputation is undeniable. Social media has been ablaze with memes and jokes, turning the once-mysterious alien into a laughingstock. Headlines like “Grey Alien’s Party Crash Lands” and “Intergalactic Hookers and Blow” have dominated news cycles, turning Zyx into an emblem of excess gone wrong.
What’s Next for Zyx?
As Zyx awaits his next court appearance, the world watches with bated breath to see how this scandal will unfold. Some believe that Zyx’s downfall is a stark reminder of the dangers of fame, even for beings not of this Earth. Others see it as a cautionary tale about the cultural clash between humans and aliens, and the difficulties that arise when beings from different worlds try to connect.
One thing is certain: Zyx’s story is far from over. Whether he manages to rehabilitate his image or continues to spiral into further disgrace remains to be seen. But for now, the Grey Alien who once captivated the world with his enigmatic charm is just another headline in a world obsessed with scandal and spectacle.
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As one festival-goer put it, “He came, he saw, he partied too hard. Welcome to Earth, Zyx.”
