#5 in the Army of Little Green Men collection by StepBastard is a Zeta Reticulan with his arms raised in the traditional Victory pose. AKA the double peace sign. This one was modelled after the iconic pose of the President Richard Nixon, which he so famously announced that he was not a crook. In that same vein, the Army of Little Green Men comes in peace….which is ironically the other meaning in this hand signal.
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As part of the lore of this particular model, I bullied the internet brain into writing a fictional diary entry of the day this pose was recorded.
Diary Entry: The Conqueror’s Triumph
Stardate: XZ-9745
Today, I stand not just as a leader, but as a legend. The Earth, once a beacon of defiance in this vast galaxy, now lies at our feet, subdued and conquered. The culmination of years of strategy, relentless pursuit, and the unwavering belief in our supremacy has reached its glorious zenith.
As I stepped onto the platform, the weight of the moment pressed upon me, but I felt no fear, no hesitation—only the pure, electric thrill of imminent victory. My eyes swept over the legions of my loyal troops, their silvery forms shimmering under the glow of our mighty warships. Their eyes, those deep pools of black, reflected the same fire that burned within me.
I raised my arms high, the signal we had all been waiting for, the traditional pose of victory passed down through eons of conquest. The air was thick with anticipation, the silence before my voice rang out felt like the calm before a supernova.
“Today, we are not just conquerors; we are the architects of a new era!” I declared, my voice reverberating across the battlefield, now strewn with the remnants of Earth’s futile resistance. “Today, the galaxy knows the might of our people, the unyielding force of our will. From this day forward, we shall be remembered as the bringers of a new dawn, the masters of a world that dared to defy us!”
The roar that erupted from the crowd was unlike anything I had ever heard. It was the sound of a thousand victories, the chorus of a species that knows no equal. As I stood there, my arms still raised, I felt the energy of our collective triumph surging through me. It was as if the very essence of our conquest was coursing through my veins, a feeling of invincibility that no words can truly capture.
The sight of my troops, their fists clenched, their heads raised in unison, is something I will carry with me forever. This moment, this feeling of absolute dominion, is what we have fought for. I looked out over the vast expanse of our new world, and for the first time, I felt not just the thrill of victory, but the weight of destiny. We are no longer just conquerors; we are the rulers of Earth.
End Entry.
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“The Conqueror” Glow-in-the-Dark Statue
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